Which Joe Would You Vouch For? The Pleasant History Of The Giudice & Gorga Family.

Bravo's hit reality TV series, Real Housewives of New Jersey, is back with a third new season packed with so much family drama - it puts all the other Real Housewives shows to shame.

Most of the drama in the third new season pretty much rolls out like this:
1. Joey Gorga VS Joe Giudice
2. Teresa Giudice VS Melissa Gorga
3. Kathy Wakile VS Teresa Giudice
4. Teresa Giudice VS Joey Gorga
5. Teresa & Joe Giudice bounce back into the general economy.
6. The Manzo, Gorga, & Giudice family become united and somewhat stable  - for a while.
7. Jacqueline finally puts a handle on Ashley!
8. Albie & Chris get to move out.
9. Another Fashion Show Disaster!!!
10. The many sides of Kim Granatell.

Now that we have the important fights & events of this third new season listed, I can get into the real scoop - the history of the Gorga & Giudice family.

Before there were any problems with Teresa & Joey, before Teresa even married Joe Giudice, and before Melissa married Joey Gorga - Teresa and her brother, Joey, were [real] close and shared a wonderful friendship together as siblings. Now things have come to a complete 180, accumilated tension from jealousy rises from 10 years ago - when Joe & Teresa first got married. Joey Gorga simply does not like Joe Giudice and Teresa Giudice does not get along with Melissa Gorga.

This tension is at it's peak during the premiere of the first episode and also during the second & third episodes, where we see Joey getting emotional with his sister, Teresa, and his father as well. It gets passed emotional real fast and turns physical when [senior] members from the Giudice family throw the first swing, and the [first] official fight brakes out during the Christening/baptism, between Joe Giudice and Joey Gorga. According to radar online - Joe Giudice's mother was the one who threw the first punch.

As I was digging through the archives of starcasm.net - it became clear to me that the [ridiculous] drama over jealousy stems from a place of broken love. Teresa & Joey's father seems to favor Joe Giudice over his own son, Joey - meanwhile Teresa instigates many fights between both families. This season is a roller-coaster of dramatic events going up and down, you'll be surprised to know at which level it ends.

After rumors of Kim Granatell financially helping the Giudice family during the stressful time when Joe Giudice was in jail for violating probation and driving while intoxicated - the Giudice family finally bounces back into the economy, with a few changes of course. Tune into Bravo tonight at 9pm eastern for the premiere of the first full episode.